brucespringsteendotcom:

Public transit be like your bus is due …..now! ……..now! …..any second now…….okay now! Just kidding uhh…………..now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

trannyboybreakdowns:

bitches love me for my autistic hand posture and the way i always look vaguely out of place like someones lost toddler

imissthembutitwasntadisaster:

Went to a zoo where there’s a gay penguin couple but the problem is they’re the only penguin couple at this point that the zoo has who are healthy enough to safely raise an egg so they keep being given eggs to raise and I’m just losing it over the mental image imagine being this old gay couple who just wants to live in peace but you keep having babies handed to you because all of your friends have too many issues to look after them

thorndrool:
“catsmocha:
“ We need you to roll me the fattest shit imaginable.
” ”

majormeilani:

hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

nyanoraptor:

“extremely marketable and only slightly scary horror game meant for ipad children to watch letsplays of” is a very unfortunate genre to watch the development of

raykarrlucario:

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the prince smokes a big fucking blunt that is way too large for him because he’s 5cm tall and also ichigo is there because i think they’d be chill with it

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ON THE RUN Misha - 26 - NZ
im just a wee boy and i dont wanna go to work its scary

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